I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

(via leighsjade)

    Parent: what does a cow say?
    Baby: "moo!"
    Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
    Baby: "baah!"
    Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
    Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"